Washing Instructions

Selama ini ada yang suka merhatiin washing instructions yang (biasanya) tertera di label baju nggak?

Dulu gue pernah ditegor nyokap karena nyuci baju asal-asalan. Liat washing instructions-nya dong, katanya. Sejak itulah gue jadi sering mengamati label baju-baju yang baru gue beli (kalo baju lama, biasanya udah tau heuheu).

Nah, dari sekian banyak yang pernah gue temuin, ada beberapa instruksi yang rasanya cukup aneh dan ngerepotin:

• Jangan diperas
  Lah.. Namanya dicuci, kan berarti basah. One way or another pasti kena air. Trus kalo jangan diperas, kapan keringnya?
  
  
• Jemur di tempat yang datar
  Kalo yang ini jemur baju berasa jemur ikan asin. Ribet amat tiap kali mo jemur mesti dialas tampah dulu. Wew.
  
  
• Nggak perlu disetrika (tapi kusut)
  Gue gak ngerti deh nih sama yang ini..
  
  
• Dry clean only
  Tau perawatannya mahal begini mah mending gak usah dibeli kali ya? Tapi biasanya yang kaya gini bukan baju yang sering dipake sih. Jadi nyucinya juga jarang.
  

Meskipun nggak terlalu nyeleneh, tapi ini dia yang paling ngerepotin:

• Wash separately
  Iye kalo cuma satu baju, nah ini 8 potong tulisannya kaya gini semua, kapan beresnya itu nyuci >_<

Ingat-ingat kata nyokap. Baju udah dibeli, ya harus dirawat supaya awet. Walaupun aneh-aneh, turutin aja sesuai akal sehat. Ahuehueuhue..

Efek Mecin

Gara-gara barusan salah bikin file yang udah telanjur terduplikasi banyak, gw jadi inget beberapa kejadian baru-baru ini (en karena puyeng liat file-file itu, gw nulis ini dulu ajah hehe).

Jadi pas Sabtu pagi kemaren ini ceritanya gw gosok gigi, siap-siap mau ke gym. Eh gak sadar nuangin sabun cuci muka di sikat gigi. Astagah. Padahal rasanya gw dah beneran bangun kok, dah seger. Kaget juga, kok bisa seoneng itu. In my defense, bentuknya kan sama-sama tube. Jadi wajarlah ya kalo ketuker hehe.

Nah, pas abis gym kan mandi. Eh pas mo cuci muka malah nuangin sampo di telapak tangan. Hadoh! Untung belom gw usap ke muka. Tiba-tiba merasa kasian ama diri sendiri.

Setelah 2 kejadian itu, gw mencoba untuk konsen & lebih awas domz dalam beraktivitas. Soalnya kalo berkelanjutan kan bisa berabe..

Eeeeh gak taunya pas hari Minggu kejadian lagi. Dem!

Gw mau keluar bawa motor tu. Motor lagi dipanasin di garasi. Jaket, sarung tangan, helm dah rapi dipake. iPod buat berdendang di jalan juga udah di kantong. Pas disetel, ealah kok gak ada suaranya? Volume digedein, kecilin, gedein lagi.. Kok tetep gak ada suaranya?? Goyang-goyangin kabel earphone.. Gak ada suaranya juga!! Yaaah kenapa ni iPod gw? :((

Trus nyadar. Ternyata earphone nya belom dicolok ke kuping, masih gondal-gandil di leher. Kyaaaaa..

Gw rasa kebanyakan makan mecin ni :(

The Least

Funny how this Multiply thing has become more comfortable than the old place of mine back there at Blogspot. The place I've been writing things to for years.

Ah, cut out the blahblahblahs right there. I'm exaggerating, really. Frankly, it's more because the interface of Multiply mobile is waaay more practical than Blogspot's. I don't even know where to type. Doh.

Hmm. Here I am lying on my bed, past midnight, right after a really late dinner (which is obviously the main reason why my belly gets bigger each day).

Lying, thinking, mumbling. Scratching, panting, wondering. Trying to get something out of my head. Probably a nice thing that I don't even know exactly whether I want it to happen or not. Just a precaution, because the last time I let it got its way, it went bad bad bad.

I still don't know what to do. Well,yet. I know what I want, I just don't know how to do it on the least harmful way.

See? I'm mumbling again. Argh, please just come back later!

*From Multiply*

Stop It, Please

The only thing I want right now, is the only thing I cannot have.

One Thing That We Know

You and me will be lying side by side
Forever, forever
Underneath this adolescent sky
Together, together
And you will hold my heart inside your hand
And you'll be the one to tell me...

Oh we've got a long, long way to go
To get there
We'll get there
But oh, if there's one thing that we know
It's that we will not grow old

I made you swear that our hearts will never die
No never, no never
Cause no one seems to believe that we can fly
Forget them, forget them
Oh, you told me...

Oh we've got a long, long way to go
To get there
We'll get there
But oh, if there's one thing that we know
It's that we will not grow old

Oh how could we know that day, it came with age
That the feeling would fade...

Oh we've got a long, long way to go
To get there
We'll get there
But oh, if there's one thing that we know
It's that we will not grow old

We will not grow old...

XXI Gak Bisa Milih Tempat Duduk Lagi?

Jadi kemarin sore itu gue, Cena, dan Cikal janjian mo nonton The Fast & Furious 4 di XXI Pejaten Village--bioskop bagus dengan tiket murah.

Tadinya sih mau nonton yang jam 16.50. Tapi kita datengnya telat semua, jadi ganti ke yang jam 19.00 aja.

Kitapun bergerak ke loketnya. Pilih studio, pilih jam, pilih tempat duduk. Ternyata yang jam 19.00 udah lumayan penuh. Tinggal tempat duduk yang di barisan-barisan depan pinggir yang masih kosong. Ya udah, kita gak masalah sih duduk di G karena teaternya cukup gede.

Pas kita milih baris yang kita mau (terdiri dari 4 tempat duduk), si mbaknya langsung highlight 3 tempat duduk di pojok. Gue bilang, "Jangan di pojok, mbak. Yang deket aisle aja."

Eh dia jawab gini, "Maaf, enggak bisa, pak. Soalnya kalo sisa satu di pojok, kita nggak bisa jual tempat duduknya. Orang gak ada yang mau beli 1 tempat duduk di pojok."

WTH??

Gak nyangka juga gue, ternyata mereka punya policy kaya gitu. Gue beli tiket, terserah gue dong mau duduk di mana. Kecuali kalo gue minta tiket gratisan. Misalnya tempat duduk di pojok gak bisa terjual, ya resiko bisnis mereka lah. Ckckck..

Akhirnya sih gue terima aja, tiket untuk 3 tempat duduk di pojok.

Belakangan si Cikal ngomong, "Mestinya tadi kita jawab gini: Mending 1 tempat duduk gak bisa dijual, apa kehilangan customer yang mau beli 3 tempat duduk?"

Hahaha. Nasib konsumen di Indonesia, selalu diperlakukan semena-mena..

Bored Bored Bored

Do you know how does it feel being bored to death? Let me know what you think after this.

It's a long weekend. Three days straight off work. You should be having fun. But you're not.

You're alone in your house. Others are either going out visiting family members or having fun of their own. And of course you're not, because you're home.

You tried asking out your friends to hang out together and the replies are; they're out of town, they have more interesting things to do, or they just simply turn down your plans.

You decided to go online and socialize with the internet people. But there were no people online. And you just see hit-me-right-on-my-face messages like, "I'm off to go diving" or "The beach looks gorgeous here", on and on and on again.

And when you have freakingly decided to go nuts like going shopping by yourself or sit-at-a-cafe-with-your-notebook-and-see-if-you-can-come-up-with-some-cheesy-writings, it rains. All of a sudden. Then it stops. Then rains again a little bit. Stops. And rains again. Stops for a minute. Then rains. And stops. Rains. Stops. Rains. Argggghh..

Yeah, it all happened to me today. That's why I'm entitled to announce that I was bored to death today.